Bush and Condi!

Condi: Ogooo..Sunccho..BTV te dao na..goooooo....Ajke Bangla Cinema acche...Ei ektu porei.....
Bush: Ahhaaa..Darao...CNN ta ektu dekkhe nei..Iraq er ki holo..Ajke tomake khub sundor dekhacche..

condi: uff, tumi ar tomar Iraq!!
bush: khali amar Iraq, tomar na??

Bush: dhaaat! Mosha (Al-Kaida) Kamraitese..
Condi: Accha Weapon of Mass Destruction (Aerosol) ta gelo koi?
Bush: Khaat er tole..
Condi: Ek kaaj koro na...Moshari (National Missile Defense System) ta tangiye dao kosto kore..

Bush: Accha Condi..Tumi ajke koto khoroch korecho, sara din e? Ja taka diyecchilam hoyecche?
Condi: Ei agee bolooo raag korbe na?...bolo.. bolo..bolo na.... pleaseeeeee..
Bush: Accha baba accha..bolo ki ki shopping korle?
Condi: ei 1 ta Nuclear cream, 1 ta khub valo Deadly Chemical perfume ar 2 ta Gucci Oil Soap.
Bush: Koto laglo?
Condi: Beshi na ..Matro 1 Billion BUCKS.
Bush: Etto! Kothai pele?
Condi: Yee Mane...Di*k dilo...Na sotti bolcchi..Tomar credit card touch o kori ni..
Bush: Accha bujhlam...kintu.....ummm
Condi: Kono kintu na..bolo raag koro ni...
Bush: Na..Ekkhon ghumow...
[Condi Bush re ekta jata dilo]

(Nightmare)

Bush: Oreee baba ....goooo...ooo.. oo..oo.
Condi: Ki holo?????..Ki holo???
Bush: Oh..nothing... another nightmare honey...
Condi: Ki dekhle go??..
Bush: Dekhlam..tumi amake Nuclear cream lagaccho...ar.. ami na..ami na..
Condi: tumi na ..ki? ..bolo..
Bush: change hoye ekta...ekta... gay... hoye gelam..dekhi di*k ta hasche...soitan ta...
Condi:.Dhaaat @#!@$^#$%&...sara din omon chinta korle..
Bush: Thak thak..ebar ghumow..Sokal e dim ar ruti diye nasta korbo..vabtei valo lagcche..


Condi (mone mone) : Jaak ami Laura ke ajke sopne dekkhi ni..